2010年8月24日 星期二

你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別?

你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find

 her husband stalking with a fly swat. 

太太在廚房中看到先生拿著蒼蠅拍。


"What are you doing?" She asked.


"
你在幹嗎?"


"Hunting Flies" he replied.


"
打蒼蠅"


"Oh!    Kill any?" She asked.


"
有打到了嗎?"


"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. 


"
打到三隻公的,兩隻母的"

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" 


"
你如何區分公的母的?"


He responded... "3 were on a beer can…


"三隻在啤酒罐上


the other 2 were on the phone".


其他兩隻在電話上"

 

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